To Boo It May Concern,
We have written to warn you that the Fall Festive is upon us. Hyrule has succumb to Tricks and Treats, and some of them are quite nasty.
We have to report that a curious haunt has appeared in Kakariko and beckons you to visit. Legend has it, awesome goodies are to be found... if you dare (Vincent Price Laugh™)
But alas, we have lost all sense of time and had to give up trying. So it is up to you to save Hyrule.